The scene at the St. Ann’s Warehouse in Dumbo was abuzz with gossip as the human models prepared for their fashion show. The two emcees, Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak, stood out with their long, curly hair that any doodle dog would envy. The narrator, a self-assured canine, noted the abundance of Crocs that reminded them of a chew toy, but believed their own presence with their owner Larry would steal the show. Despite facing competition from other pets, the narrator was confident in their ability to captivate the audience.
Ella Emhoff, the prospective first daughter, caught the narrator’s attention with her admiration. The narrator briefly fantasized about a life in the White House, envisioning themselves as a well-behaved pet worthy of such a prestigious setting. However, the narrator’s moment of glory was overshadowed when a woman named Bridget seemed to favor another dog, Elmer, over them. Feeling slighted, the narrator expressed their disappointment but clarified that they were not seeking to create a conflict. They simply wanted recognition for their and Larry’s unique qualities.
Reflecting on their experience, the narrator humorously referenced a quote from the movie “Best in Show” about the challenges of being a show dog. Despite not aspiring to live the life of a show dog, the narrator found themselves enjoying the attention and the opportunity for elaborate accessorizing akin to fashion icon Iris Apfel. As a confident and expressive pet, they wanted their presence to be acknowledged and appreciated, even if they were not chosen as the top dog in the fashion show.
Throughout the event, the narrator observed the interactions between humans and their pets, including the quirky names given to the animals. They humorously critiqued the quartet of pointer terrier puppies named after a TV show, expressing skepticism about their desirability as companions. Despite the competition and potential disappointments, the narrator approached the situation with a sense of humor and a hint of sass, showcasing their strong personality and confidence in their and Larry’s abilities to stand out.
Ultimately, the narrator’s experience at the fashion show highlighted the unique dynamics between humans and their pets, as well as the competitive nature of such events. Despite facing setbacks and feeling overshadowed at times, the narrator maintained their sense of self-worth and humor throughout the experience. Their perspective offered a lighthearted and entertaining glimpse into the world of pet fashion shows and the relationships between humans and their beloved furry companions. With a mix of humor, confidence, and determination, the narrator navigated the event with style and grace, leaving a lasting impression on those around them.
