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Geez, spring intrasquad college football is now all over afternoon TV. And smack in the midst of finals! How do these scholar athletes manage it all!?\u00a0<\/p>\n
Now that making bail is no longer essential for big city criminals, I\u2019d like to commit several breaking-and-entering capers, just to leave my mark in the renewed spirit of Robin Hood before he declares bankruptcy, both financially and morally.\u00a0<\/p>\n
First stop: Fox Sports\u2019 college football studio show. I\u2019d bust into the area where the graphics are typed then posted, then provide a national audience a little info never before seen on TV as regular panelist Urban Meyer speaks. It would read:\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cHead coach of 2008 national champion Florida Gators. According to the New York Times, 41 players from that team \u2014 41! \u2014 were arrested, as that\u2019s what it took for Meyer to succeed then be paid even more millions.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cThen he was off to coach Ohio State, his alma mater, where at least eight more players were arrested, and Meyer didn\u2019t fire his pal as an assistant coach despite reportedly knowing that the man had allegedly physically abused his wife \u2014 at least not until weeks after the allegations were publicly revealed, under pressure from the school and after the wife had obtained a restraining order.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cNo matter,\u201d I\u2019d continue to type, \u201csoon we here at Fox banged down his door to hire him before another TV network could.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
And just for breaking-and-entering fun, I\u2019d conclude with, \u201cWhen Meyer left OSU he was teaching a course titled, \u2018Leadership and Character.\u2019\u2009\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Then I\u2019d finish up with \u201cand that was when Division I football still had rules to ignore or circumvent. There are no more rules. Do as you wish but pack a load of cash to recruit players \u2014 even if just for a few games. Ability to read, write and speak discernible English to be enrolled is strictly optional, if not accidental.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
And we\u2019d be remiss if we didn\u2019t credit multimillionaire collegiate leaders such as Meyer, as well as TV \u2014 its billions of dollars paid for rights, hideous hires and play-stupid trained broadcasters \u2014 for the now total corruption of college sports.\u00a0<\/p>\n
As Howard Cosell said upon the death of \u201cPapa Bear\u201d George Halas at 88, \u201cIt was inevitable.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
And I\u2019d conclude my live TV graphics stealth with, \u201cOh yeah, sports fans, college football and basketball, men\u2019s and now women\u2019s \u2014 (while trying to type \u2018college\u2019 without cackling) \u2014 will soon collapse under the weight of greed, corruption and financial insolvency. Rah!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Then I\u2019d jump into a waiting getaway car to speed to TNT\u2019s NBA studio where I\u2018d commandeer its graphics machine during one of TNT\u2019s playoff telecasts. And when special playoffs guest Draymond Green spoke, I\u2019d bang out something like this:\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cGreen has been fined nearly $1 million for recidivist and often violent misconduct during his NBA career. His multiple suspensions have cost him an estimated $3.2 million. He has been ejected from 21 games.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s a team-first player, too. Just this past March 27, with Green\u2019s Warriors desperate to stay in the playoffs hunt, he was ejected for his second technical \u2014 four minutes into the game!\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s also a vulgar, trash-talking you-know-what stirrer who called ESPN\u2019s Kendrick Perkins \u2018a coon.\u2019\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd that\u2019s why we here at NBA-partner TNT chose Green to be seen and heard throughout these playoffs!\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s the available player who best represents TNT\u2019s great regard for the NBA, its players, management, ownerships and fans. Draymond Green, in accordance with our highest standards, is the single presence that you, TNT\u2019s viewers, most deserve!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Much like NFL and University of Miami \u201cgreat\u201d Warren Sapp, hired by the NFL Network to be a draw despite of \u2014 or because of \u2014 a bio loaded with vulgar, violent malevolence that might make Green green with envy.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Sapp \u2014 recently hired as a Colorado assistant football coach to mentor young men at the beckoning of agent-of-God and charter school scammer Deion Sanders \u2014 was finally let go by the NFL Network after he was \u201carrested in a Phoenix hotel after an altercation turned physical. According to reports, Sapp had a disagreement over monetary payment with two women identified as escorts. He was booked on one count of solicitation of prostitution and two counts of assault.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
He might have been short on money having previously spent lavishly on himself but failed to pay child support. Was the NFL Network the last to know? Impossible. Rather, he was just the kind of guy it wanted!\u00a0<\/p>\n
From TNT, I\u2019d bolt up to ESPN in time to catch P.K. Subban\u2019s riffs during the network\u2019s Stanley Cup studio show. I\u2019d seize ESPN\u2019s graphics machine to type to a live audience:\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cSubban was known as among the dirtiest players in recent NHL history. His \u2018slew foot\u2019 sneak attacks \u2014 going after the backs of opponents\u2019 legs, specifically their ankles \u2014 led to both injuries and frequent fines.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cA highly self-impressed fellow, Subban has at least twice during these playoffs scolded players for, of all things, \u2018dirty play.\u2019 \u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
And then I\u2019d break into the room that holds ESPN\u2019s laugh track machine and hit the \u201con\u201d button.\u00a0<\/p>\n
But intelligent sports fans long ago knew not to expect any better from TV than the most unworthy people available.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Why? You tell me.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Olson Emmy win means nothing<\/p>\n
Greg Olsen \u2014 Fox\u2019s lead NFL analyst the past two seasons, despite his widespread unpopularity for his inability to stop talking throughout three-hour telecasts \u2014 recently won his second Sports Emmy as the best live event analyst.\u00a0<\/p>\n
But I long ago learned not to take Sports Emmys seriously when Ch. 7\u2019s clownish and often last-to-know sports anchor\/weather man Spencer Christian beat out Ch. 4\u2019s Marv Albert for best local sports anchor.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Reader and radio host Jody Davis: \u201cLoving the ad for Domino\u2019s New York-style pizza during the NBA playoffs \u2014 the one featuring some yutz dipping his slice in ranch dressing.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, like a New Yorker would do.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n
Go figure: Bob Wischusen was a strong, steady and credible presence as an ESPN play-by-play man throughout these Stanley Cup playoffs. Steady, nothing over the top, he was downright good.\u00a0<\/p>\n
But as the Jets\u2019 radio voice, he chooses to be heard as an unhinged, screaming mad man, far beyond a standard homer. A Jets first down causes him instant hysteria and automobile drivers sudden fright.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Or is it that the Jets\u2019 radio audience is unworthy of a dignified call?\u00a0<\/p>\n
Yanks aren\u2019t only team swept away by stream<\/p>\n
Thank Rob It\u2019s Friday: While Friday night Yankees games have so often been lost to viewers unwilling or unable to penetrate streaming paywalls, the Red Sox also had recent two Friday night games on Apple+ with another Friday nighter exclusively streaming late this month.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Quiz time: French Open tennis now being played at Roland Garros Stadium. Who was Roland Garros? He was a French World War I fighter pilot ace and innovator until, at age 29 in 1918, he was shot down and killed.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Reader Howie Siegel notes that the Texas Rangers, in Hannah Huesman, have a mental strength coach. \u201cThis leads me to wonder if MIT has a weight room.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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