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“Hey Stitch, how can I get a futures line on the new Pope?” — Jimmy Heimbuch
Good timing, Jimmy.
The Papal Conclave begins May 7, but the early odds are in.
While President Trump joked, “I’d like to be Pope” he is a long shot at best.
Here are the current odds according to OLBG.com:
Pietro Parolin is 2-1. Luis Antonio Tagle is 5-2. Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the obvious Stitches pick, is 7-1 and Rev. Al Sharpton is 2,000-1.
From Cardinals to Cardinals. St. Louis is at Cincinnati.
Matthew Liberatore starts for the Birds.
The middle-reliever-turned starter has allowed 11 runs and 28 hits over 31 innings, but has walked only two batters.
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We haven’t seen that level of control since Cory Booker gave his 25-hour speech without making a pit stop.
Andrew Abbott is 2-0, fanning 20 in 15 innings.
Play $50 on Cincy.
The Blight Sox committed three errors that led to two unearned runs and lost to the Brew Crew 6-4. Skid’s at four.
And we’re down -378 konerkos.
